Medieval torture

I went to the dentist this morning. He is a nice enough fellow, but I realized the following...

My dentist Genghis Khan reincarnated.
My dentist is a Sado Masochist.
My dentist feels no pain and therefore refuses to give any relief to his subjects.
My dentist still uses the same tools that the Spanish Inquisition used to extract confessions.
My dentist is a fan of random beatings.
My dentist got his degree from an Internet school based out of Cuba
My dentist hates puppies (well I don't know, I made this one up)

My dentist is a good guy, I have to admit that. He is very professional and does a good job. I will end up going back to him in 6 months because I evidently have the long term memory of a Lemming. I recommend everyone go to the dentist but only if you have perfect teeth and you brush, floss, and use mouth wash 15 times a day. Otherwise, just mail your teeth to the dentist and don't forget the SASE.