Male Enhancement

The radio, Internet and television is filled with "male enhancement" commercials. Each commercial goes about it in a different way, but ultimately the the message is the same. They all claim to make your Johnson bigger. Great, good for them, but here is my first problem with this whole concept. These commercials tout the benefits of having a bigger talliwhacker, but it's not like you can show it off. You start flopping it out in public then instead of being called a stud, you get thrown in the Slammer and you are now traded like a commodity on the stock market for a pack of smokes and a candy bar. Oh and by the way, you have a new nick name - Prison Bitch.

The second problem is all of these snake oil medications have not been tested by the FDA. The FDA isn't much of a safety net, but it's better than nothing. These commercials never tell you what the side effects are. Now, I don't know alot about medicine, but it seems to me that as this takes effects and grows your one eyed trouser snake, it would also enlarge other parts of your body as well. My question is why would it not make your ears grow or your nose grow or make your boobs bigger. I mean it seems to me it is a little too difficult to target just one area of the body to get it to grow through the use of a pill.

I would think that if this really did work on the soft tissue of the body such as a man's junk, then it should work for women. I don't mean that they will grow some sausage, even though I know a few women who...never mind. It seems to me if this was going to work, they would also just change the name and market it towards women to increase the size of the "dirty pillows." I just can't believe I am the only one who has ever thought about this.

I also blame the people who market this stuff through the use of email on the restrictions placed on Internet usage at work. You don't want to accidentally print out a "Smilin' Bob" coupon and it get stuck in the middle of a presentation you are giving which might make or break your company, just an all around bad idea.

Finally I am going to say this is sexist marketing. There are many different female products on the market which are dedicated directly to them. This product is directed towards a guy in order to please a woman, but this assumes a woman wants you to have a larger pork sword. I don't doubt that women don't want to have sex, its just that they don't want to have sex with the guys they could have sex with. This snake oil is targeted towards a guy who has no self esteem and even with a huge slong, they would still be sitting at home every night not doing anything but staring at their enormous manhood. I would suggest just buying a Ferrari and getting it over with, it may mean you are trying to compensate for something but the upside is that you get to where you are going faster.