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During this day and age, the economy is one of the top conversation pieces. I will not claim to know exactly what the economy is, but all I know is that it sucks. I just know that I have to pay more for something that is not worth as much as it use to be. Due to the higher costs of everything, I have decided to start my own business. Now it is scary starting my own business, in this day and age, but I have a sure fire way of making money with a new business without any initial capital. I am going to call this business, Nut Cracker Inc.

I have chosen this title due to the season, but it also to help sum up the business. The idea came about when I was talking to a buddy of mine. He told me that he was having problems getting motivated. He was complaining that he just had not drive to get up out of bed in the mornings. I then asked him, "If someone came over every morning and gave you a swift kick in the nuts, would that get you out of bed in the morning?" He laughed and said yes.

This is where the idea first got me. This is a motivational business and the motto of the company will be, "We bust your balls for you." I am sure there are other mottoes which could be used and I think when I franchise the business, I will allow the different owners to pick their mottoes from "We kick because we care," "No nuts too hard to crack," or "We rack 'em so you don't have to."

This type of business would be recession proof. In fact, the deeper the recession gets, the more business there will be. For a nominal fee, one of the employees would show up at your house every day between the hours of 7:00 and 9:00 a.m. They will not knock but just come strait into your house and strait up to your bedroom or wherever you are and politely say, "Good morning sir, I am here to kick you in the crotch today, are you ready?" and them BANG! Done deal. Once you sign the contract with us, we will come over every day until you can pay the termination fee of $12,675,000. 00. The idea is that if you can pay this fee, then you have made it and are successful and you don't need our service anymore.

I am working on other business ventures but this is the one I am going to focus on now. If you are interested, please feel free to contact me I will be launching the day after yesterday and not a moment after tomorrow.